the-golden-summer-rose:

coolthingoftheday:

Solid bronze sickles of Luna and Solis. [x]

You: Ancient sickles

Me, an intellectual: medieval Sailor Moon moon sticks

hogman-the-intruder:

when u know somebody is lyin

slipknots:

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

queen-neyde:

divascreech:

starpulses:

*lipsyncs britney’s entire deluxe edition circus album*

you guys have that in common

bogleech:

roberttheglitcherino:

The fact there’s no music playing sells the scene honestly

why is that just funnier the longer I think about it

thespectacularspider-girl:

bukbot:

beanmilks:

Red berries ONLY

I’M CAN’T BELIEBE.

That noise of disgruntlement at the end!

thor-lesbian-rights:

Everyone on tumblr rn

syjeshile:

I just

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

want to be happy in 2019

thejakelikesonions:

Tragic.

bouserthedog:

confessionistt:

0.75 seconds to get that, new record. 

iguanamouth:

i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs

mrcleanest:

WHO DAT WHO DAT

I-G-G-Y